The last time I visited Spain, I was mistaken for a war criminal. They sent me to Argentina to stand trial, and it took me nearly two decades to escape from prison afterwards.

Spain was beautiful, though. I would recommend it for anyone who does not have a criminal record, and does not look like a dictator. The scenery is a wide backdrop of lush vegetation that would not look out of place in a fairy tale. The hotel left a lot to be desired, especially the rooms.